every time.

I would rather buy new tupperware, than bother to open this one to clean out whatever this used to be. Also, I like new Tupperware.

Lol! I mean seriously, why not? ;)

My life is just pretty friggin' hilarious all the time. I swear that some day I will make a sitcom, write a book, or a something else, cause the shit's funny!

Continue... :D

I never told you to stop…

;)

How To Avoid Awkward Silences. Keep a pocket of confetti, throw it in the air, and while they are distracted, punch them in the face and run away. i will do the first part but i will not punch them in the face

hahahaha, so true.

so not only is this Star Wars.but it is exactly how I feel when that happens to me. The birthday part of course.not the whole watching my student and brother betray me and then burn to a crisp.

:) haha

God is looking at you and saying: I'm saving this girl for a British boy. Well I sure hope it's Harry Styles then!

LOL…and this is how conversations with my older sister go. ;)   [How I Met Your Mother]

Funny pictures about Barney's awesome lying skills. Oh, and cool pics about Barney's awesome lying skills. Also, Barney's awesome lying skills.

Oh yes... I did...

"I didn't do it." Dustin raises his hands in innocence. "You didn't set the bomb in the boiler room?" the guard raised an eyebrow skeptically. "Oh wait THAT.yes I did do THAT.

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