So me!

I scream the same way…

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. I AM TERRIFIED OF SEAWEED!

pronounce it correctly!

Pacifically this one drives me crazy! My EX said that all the time and it drove me crazy.

Go on...

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

fantastic!

If I ever save anyone’s life…

New item on the bucketlist.-save someone's life and make it seem like I'm from the future-

Why do I giggle at all of these?:)

Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.

hhahhahahahh

"Of course gay men dress well. They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing" - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!

Story of my life

"Oh I'll wake up and wash/blow dry/straighten my hair" . "I'll wake up early to shave my legs" . "If I go to bed now, I'll wake up early to finish this homework" . Alarm goes off: "Oh well, maybe I'll wake up early tomorrow to do it"

yes!

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!" Your eCards

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