Literally just did this.. lol
Dating texts: "Baby, I don't feel good." Married texts: "I've had diarrhea seven times today."
12 Pieces of Advice for Parents Trying to Survive the Elementary School Years from a Mom Who Has So Been There | family and school days LOLs for moms and parenting humor on @TheMid by @letmestart
I need a hug or an orgasm or a hug and an orgasm. A hugasm.
@sharellloyd @nataleewenger what Sharell always talks about
Hahaha!! I'm so gonna use this on someone! ..or at least mumble it under my breath behind them in a stern way.