I'm in!

It would sell wine and who gives a damn, bring on the hard liquor. We should open a store called 'Forever We can sell Wine and Yoga pants.

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"what a load of crap!" Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 103 Pics

my house!!

I love cleaning up messes I didn't make. So I became a MOM. Ain't that the truth! A little Mother's Day humor!

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how is this animal abuse ppl! its just a dog with a cool/weird haircut! That dog reminds me of the Orange guy from monsters ink where they remove the hair on his.

so true

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy the entire room // ecard

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 105 Pics

Wine Enthusiast - wine quotes wine sayings wine sentiments wine glass bottle

Funny Pictures Of The Day – 105 Pics

Funny Memes: Michigan Burnt down apartment cooking squirrel with blow torch

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All these moms are on making their own soap and reindeer-shaped treats, and I'm all like "I took a shower and kept the kids alive.

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Live in the moment

"Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant, in which case I will eat a cookie." SOOO ME!

Me: "Mom! We ran out of Nutella! When are you going to the store?" Mom: "I'm going to SAMs tomorrow." Me: " Make sure you get Nutella. In bulk.

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