This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear! But, maybe one day when they least expect it.
I've said this before (I thought I was being original), but mine goes something's like this" my husband can tell someone to " go to hell" in such a way that not only do they say "I can't wait to get there", but they look forward to the trip!"