Aww, I'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?!

Aww, I'm sorry to hear that. Would you like me to get you a straw so you can SUCK IT UP?!

This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear! Lmao!

This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear! Lmao!

This is exactly how I feel. I know so many "story tellers" it isn't funny! But I never call them out on their bullshit, because I think the stories are just to humorous not to hear! But, maybe one day when they least expect it.

I've said this before (I thought I was being original), but mine goes something's like this" my husband can tell someone to " go to hell" in such a way that not only do they say "I can't wait to get there", but they look forward to the trip!"

Oh damn it.get out of my fucking "tree".you annoy me:))!

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