5 deadly terms used by a woman Funny Signs And Quotes About Women from L. Sommer the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for lots more funny stuff and sample readings to my various books
Skittle Bombs: take bottles of unflavored vodka and packs of skittles, pick a skittle color and put them all in a bottle, shake until they dissolve, freeze to chill before serving - These are so good! Approximately 10 skittles per ounce of vodka.
The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that's not the one. When you meet. ~ Monica Drake In this case, I'm pretty sure I've met my soul mate.
For moms who know what really matters. Black box sign with "Good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens, and happy kids." in white. All wooden box signs are deep and can be freestanding or hanging. 8 x 7 x inches.
I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you're the one that I love and I can't let you go. I LOVE YOU XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Never, never be afraid to do what`s right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society`s punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way.
So true. I hate seeing beautiful girls who look healthy and fit think they are fat because they don't look twiggy. Naturally tiny, skinny women are very few and far between.Thin women are beautiful too, but embrace those hips and those boobs!