" Perri asks then takes a tentative sip of her latte. "Well, I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday" Shane answers.
Cone of shame? What's a cone of shame? Try cone of happiness. Cone of joy.
"My wife told me to play with our puppy more, so I sent her this". Playing scrabble haha if my future husband did this I would marry him again
Definitely not a fart, baby humor.
Nothing is really lost until mom can't find it. So true ! My mom can find any thing that i have lost! How does she do it ?
"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk! Hahaha, I think milk causes more problems lol
this is too funny! When People Argue On Social Networks Kevin Hart Meme : jw humor
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