Newborn baby poops on his father's arm during tender b&w photoshoot
Pickup line frog
Humorous Chocolate Signs
It is miraculous... and I don't mean Miracle... I tend to associate miracles with good things... not idiots... you know what's worse... knowing they can reproduce... yeah, now that's a true nightmare...
What a rip off...I never found skittles in a patient's colon! Haha
Same goes for kids... (Silence is golden, unless you have poochies/puppies)
I need to learn how to needlepoint.
Relatable Post #1931: I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all of my missing socks.
I'm an old southern woman