Lol!!! One of my opportunities for growth, so to say ;-)

One may develop an immunity to acts of stupidity and become negative to ones actions.

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I'm gonna make the onions cry :) Motivation - Power - Strength :: One day. I'm gonna make the onions cry.

Dear alcohol, we had an agreement where you’d make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer.

And I don't give a fuck. Use whatever you need to use to motivate yourself.

When you thought things couldn't get any worse.....

Just when I thought things were at their worst; there's a basement ;/ Funny- yet not funny. It's true

I'm getting closer everyday to doing this.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I may need to extend my lunch break into not working here anymore.

Guys, I snorted hot coffee out of my nose laughing at these. Read at your own risk!

I would go full “Office Space”.

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