I thought a shark would pop up from the drain. I'm still slightly paranoid. Haha

My irrational fear…

My irrational childhood fear. As a kid I would ask my grandpa if there were any sharks in the pool. I had a terrible fear that. Shark would break through the concrete and into the pool.

true story...

I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over! Hahahah soooo me!

Funny Sympathy Ecard: Life wouldn't be so hard if we weren't Muggles.

Uhhh, yep.  That about sums it up!

My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this" to "I know, please do not judge me." Oh the songs I have made Brad listen too!

Ha so true.

Movie theater theft…

Funny pictures about Movie theater theft. Oh, and cool pics about Movie theater theft. Also, Movie theater theft.

I've never done this. Not ever. Not once.

It's been an eat-Nutella-straight- from-the-jar kind of day. R u kidding its always a eat-nutella-strait-out-of-the-jar day haha

Perfect!

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life. Douche bags be gone, I have a real man now :D

You'll never get what you truly deserve if you remain attached to what you're supposed to let go of.

You'll never get what you truly deserve if you remain attached to what you're supposed to let go of. >> I'll also never get what I truly deserve if I'm ONLY given things I'm supposed to let go of.

Free, News Ecard: Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the titanic and look what happened there.

Story of my life.

If I had a dollar for every time I felt more emotion for a fictional character than people in my real life, I could pay for the psychiatric help I so obviously need.

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