This is for all you haters out there. ;)

Good Lord is there a certain individual I would love to spit this at! Kill with kindness. If you ran like you run your tongue, you'd be in shape

It's not me, it's you. | "Listen, I'm a nice person. So if I'm I bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why." -Unknown

The Best Funny Quotes For Sarcastic Women Who Are SO DONE

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Listen, I’m a nice person. So if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.

I'm sorry, I don't take orders. I barely take suggestions.

We all have issues. Just different ones for different people.Lucy Ball - I was told by someone on more than one occasion that I was the most screwed up person they knew.

I either have my hair and makeup done, or I look homeless. There is no in between.

I either have my hair and makeup done, or I look homeless. There is no in between. or weekends with my babe. :) so me. :) Ryan still loves me when I look homeless :p

Ahahahaha

Sometimes words are simply not enough to express how I'm feeling, which is why I slam doors and occasionally throw things

True!

Free, Confession Ecard: Sometimes I really hate that I'm a good person and will take the high road. She needs a good ass kicking.

All the time

My face when my husband asks me Where the new cat came from - Baby Good Luck Charlie

If I ever have kids.

Free, Sports Ecard: Southern girls know their religions: Baptist, Methodist, & College Football.

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