so true.

Farewell letter from

I don't always drop ice on the floor but when I do I shamelessly kick it under the fridge.

my attitude today


I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.


Funny Weekend Ecard: So glad the weekend is here so I can wash the dishes, mop the floors, clean the toilets, dust the furniture and do the laundry! I still enjoy my weekends even if part of them are filled with work.

True story

My exact words to my husband on a weekend movie night .

Young generations love these funny quotes and jokes when they just need something to laugh at all when they are feeling down

An apple a day will keep the doctor away, but eating 2 it will just kill you. My words of wisdom cause I choose chips over apples any day.

ha! too true

Really, I was just born in the wrong time. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 96 Pics

Um yes. High school is in the past and that's where it should stay.

I literally just told caleb this about my upcoming 10 year haha. Funny because it's true. Duck Dynasty's Jase Robertson has some great truth about class reunions.

Never sprained or broken anything vital, because I do nothing. Marathon runner/sport fiend friend is always injured!

It seems to be working

I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program

This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat

This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat. (I must admit, I love salad, but when that is all that you are allowed to eat, they do become a bit boring. Sorry Salad).

craft room ideas | craft room ideas | Offices + Craft Rooms

This would be great for an office and sewing room combined. Craft and sewing room: like the uplit shelf around the top of the walls and the chandelier.