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not some days...every day

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. SO TRUE.SO TRUE.

Omg that's what my ex does to me and my current gf and then tries to make her shit look just like my girls page! Ficking stalking whore!!!

Free, Cry For Help Ecard: "I just love the self-clean function of my house. All I have to do is push a button and the housework is done!

Busted can of biscuits!!!! Lmao!

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

I wish I was crappy enough to actually do this !!! I will say that if you mistreat me to the breaking point then you get... absolutely nothing from me ever again. And I'm okay with that too :)

From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some will be glad. Others should be scared.

...maybe a little rude

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I don't mean to be rude, but fuck you and shut up.

Some people find it so hard to stay out of my life, when they actually need to focus on their own.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in and saved the day. Happens every darn day!

Does this make me a mean person?  Naa!

Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. BAHAHAHA ALL THE TIME!

Now that I'm a mom, this happens way too often "/

My brain is giving me...

.idiotic, bat shit crazy is more like it .... there should be a vaccine or mandatory holding cells on mars for these people... the world would be a much better place for everyone! lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

I'm always minding my own business and working. Why can't they go complain to someone else, that cares?

Not that we ever had the faintest idea what snow felt like, but the Christmas…

That's my story.....

Funny Confession Ecard: According to this BMI chart. At least I figured out the problem.

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