[Extreme Makeover: Home Edition] "I kinda like horses." "We made your room into a horse and decorated it with horses and here we got you three pet horses and we are paying for surgery to make you into a horse!
This guy lives in an apartment beneath two ridiculously stupid girls. He writes down all the stupid stuff they say. I've seriously never laughed so hard ever. Read them all, you will fall in love with him and the two girls above him.