Like Dorothy, I attract men who are brainless, heartless or cowards.
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Like Dorothy, I attract men who are brainless, heartless or cowards. @Cristina Velazquez HAHAH!!! THATS ME!!!
Like Dorothy, I attract men who are brainless, heartless or cowards. Definitely time for a change!:)
Like Dorothy, I attract men who are brainless, heartless or cowards. This could not be any more accurate.
Like Dorothy, I attract men who are brainless, heartless or cowards. Its sad because it's true....
LOL...ouch! Like Dorothy, I attract men who are brainless, heartless or cowards.
Not true with my Tim but this is a funny reference to Wizard of Oz
With very, very few exceptions this is completely true.
Haha...so true for so many of us ladies.
Wizard of Oz style
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A lot of it starts with supposedly being an adult now...well or so I thought.
one of the few perks of being an adult
Dont tell me how to live my life!
Story of my life!!
My life motto
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I am now handing over my rights to pick out a boyfriend. I obviously don't know what the fuck I'm doing. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Flirting Ecard: I am now handing over my rights to pick out a boyfriend. I obviously don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
This just made me laugh.... Obviously I'm not looking for a boyfriend because I'm married, but I have got some friends that this reminds me of lol.
i wish some people would let me pick their boyfriends/girlfriends!
No relevance to my life anymore... But made me laugh!
Hahahaha this is totally me. I so don't know hahahaa
lol my life in an ecard
made me giggle lol
Someone help me.
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"i love being married to my best friend. I can tell him anything because half the time he does not hear me." #ecards #LOL #humor #funny #haha
Free, Family Ecard: I love being married to my best friend. I can tell him anything because half the time he does not hear me.
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lol!!! so true! - Married to my best friend - Selective hearing
Oh so true. truth, love and marriage
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Welcome to married life!
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Humor. Ecards. Life is full of disappointments. I can think of a few I could send this to.
Free, Birthday Ecard: Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.
Humor. Ecards. Life is full of disappointments.
Harsh....but gotta keep it real.
Lol stupid ex boyfriends
some ecards humor
Chyeah buddy lol
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Who are we? WOMEN! What do we want? WE DON'T KNOW! When do we want it? NOW! | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
The truth about women. #someecards hahahah so funny.
My husband must've made this e-card ;)
Hahaha! So funny and so true!
My life. #someecards
LOL. True story!
Haha so true!
You need directions to 'the high road?' take a right on 'hypocrite' street and a left on 'full of shit' avenue.
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You need directions to 'the high road?' take a right on 'hypocrite' street and a left on 'full of shit' avenue. Haha some people I need to say this to.
You need directions to 'the high road?' take a right on 'hypocrite' street and a left on 'full of shit' avenue.--hahahahah!! when people complain about you doing the exact same thing they do! :p
take a right on 'hypocrite' street and a left on 'full of shit' avenue.
Take either branch at the ..l..
::unfolding the map for you::
Do you need a map?
Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing.
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Haha, Yes! Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing. Seriously, where are you hiding???
Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing. --- but uhm, really though. haha.
Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me. Please start existing.- Yes!
Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me ...
yes please and come into my life
That would be nice!
The single life.
story of my life lol
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My daily conversation with myself. The struggle is real, folks. And then I look at pictures of celebrities who are twice my age, now I'm sad, fat, and lonely.
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story of my life...i do this all the time #sad #fat #funny #true #female
This is my life.... not so funny bbutt el oh el
story of my life. Lol, sad fat and true, lol x
Story of my life - it's so true it's funny!
This is my life....Lol so true
how i feel today
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I laughed & laughed, this is totally me! | humor | quote | just saying
I laughed so hard because this describes my life.
I laugh cause it's what I do but with a book
#funnies #haha #sotrue #mylife #laughs
That's totally me; except with a book!
Totally me. This is my life
This made me giggle. :)
haha so true.
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So True... We go from an icon like Cary Grant to an idiot who calls himself The Situation....
"This is a legitimate question....seriously...what happened?" TRUTH!
So true! Men, we ladies prefer Cary Grant type... Clean it up.
So true...so sad. Probably could say the same about Women...
Men: What happened? Seriously. I want Cary Grant back.
Cary Grant to the Situation?!! Seriously....I'm so sad.
This is a legitimate question So sad so true
ohh carey grant such a stud
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Someone Hates Their Job ... 19 Cards
Oh wait... never mind...
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but you have to really watch the ugly girls.. that's who men cheat with how I feel with vince ahahhahaha
but you have to really watch the ugly girls.. that's who men cheat with. Lol
Omg this is so me! Thank u ugly bitches for giving me confidence
haha, hella ugly
Shes hella ugly
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Funny Weekend Ecard: Some say there aren't enough days in the week, I believe there aren't enough days in the weekend.--- I totally agree!!!!
Some say there aren't enough days in the week, I believe there aren't enough days in the weekend. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com
Long weekend!!! 3 days of laying on my couch.. woo hoo.. 😒
Need more days in the weekend for sure!
We want longer weekends.
days in the weekend.
Funny Weekend Ecard
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If Don't Stop Believin' starts playing and the person you're with doesn't sing along, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Truth! :) Now I am singing that happily in my head. Hold on to that feeling.................
Truth! DON'T STOP BELIEVIN' IN! HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING!
Truth!...I think of Allen Rogers when I read this
This made me giggle out loud... in public... :)
Truth! Omg SO me!!! @Sam McHardy Taylor Kinney
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omg biggest pet peeve ever. It's called "personal space" people. Just because you don't seem to have any, doesn't mean I don't!
I laugh but it's so true! One of my biggest pet peeves. It's called personal space.
Personal space, people. -Yes! This is definitely my biggest pet peeve.
One of my biggest pet peeves!! Do not invade my personal space!! haha
Personal space, people...personal space! my biggest pet peeve
My biggest pet peeve!!!! I need my personal space people!
Next time you accuse a woman of overreacting, remember that a bunch of men shut down the government because they weren't getting their way.
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yeah. republicans are a buncha cry babies
Exactly.... Flippin' cry babies.
Can't stop laughing at this!
Booya! Fuck ass cry babies
Government Drama Queens!
They weren't real men!
I'm fluent in "shitshitshitshit!"
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Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol. | Reminders Ecard
Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol. | Reminders Ecard
You know who you are...and chances are that now is when you're checking out our pinterest, though you should really be cite-checking...
Don't put it off, it'll only aggravate you the entire day. Do it first thing & early enough to put that shit behind you!
I'm fluent in "shitshitshitshit!"<-- totally and I'm not even a procrastinator, just too much shit to do
Please stop with the excessive FML'ing! If your life was truly so awful you would not have the means to whine about it on various social media sites. Thanks for taking the time to read my whining about yours. | Reminders Ecard
I really want to pin this, but I think my high school small group girls would not be happy with me...
this is so me!!!! LOL...at this stage of my life I'm just guessing that it is one of my perfect imperfections!
Well, I wouldn't phrase it exactly like that, but I do need to remind myself of the concept: Goof off today and regret it tomorrow.
Just in case