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    Like Dorothy, I attract men who are brainless, heartless or cowards.

    Truth!

    So true!

    haha

    Disappointments

    Seriously.

    You need directions to 'the high road?' take a right on 'hypocrite' street and a left on 'full of shit' avenue.

    Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing.

    story of my life lol

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    for real..

    Pretty much

    Oh wait... never mind...

    Truth!

    good one

    Pet peeve!

    Next time you accuse a woman of overreacting, remember that a bunch of men shut down the government because they weren't getting their way.

    I'm fluent in "shitshitshitshit!"

    Just in case

    #funny #humor #smile