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Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing.

"Bye Felicia" "Who's Felicia?" "Exactly... bye bitch" #bye #felicia #ratchet #attitude #basic #funny #hilarious #moments

It irks me to hear married women talk all the time how other men want them.. Well bless your cold heart.. He may want your body but he def wouldnt want to be around that mouth!

I'd never think or say this right now.. But I'm sure I will think it down the road once my little man hits the teenage years! Hahaha. And any of my other future children!

Congrats on getting your boyfriend to leave his loving devoted wife for you. Your prize is a man who has no problem lying cheating on the%.

Next time you accuse a woman of overreacting, remember that a bunch of men shut down the government because they weren't getting their way.

Real men are like unicorns. You've heard of them, a crazy friend of a friend has seen one, but there is no hope of ever actually meeting one.

It's A Scientific Fact: You should never tell a woman she's crazy, unless you want to see crazy. Crazy in bed ;)