Like Dorothy, I attract men who are brainless, heartless or cowards.

Bye Felicia



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That's it? Three likes and one comment? That shit was brilliant, people. BRILLIANT. | Somewhat Topical Ecard

Everyone deserves to be happy. Except you. You're an asshole.


Funny Ecards.. I know a few people who think I apparently am the dickhead fairy ha!

Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome and madly in love with me: Please start existing.

True story.

Congrats on getting your boyfriend to leave his loving devoted wife for you. Your prize is a man who has no problem lying cheating on the%.


Welcome to middle class! Where you have enough money to pay your bills and taxes... Just not enough money for anything else. | Thanks Ecard |

Haha so, so true




Haha... true story. My name just wasn't there!


Hate you? No, I don't exactly hate you. I curse the day we met, and basically disapprove of your very existence, but no, I don't hate you. | eCards