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funny, but true:)

Every guy thinks every girl dreams is to find the perfect guy. Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

I think I will print this on a t-shirt, I have several places I would like to wear it!

Submission document

I think sarcasm is the defense against drama, bullshit and stupidity. Being a smartass is a defense against people who don't get sarcasm.

When you really want to get an early night

I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says Just Kidding. Seriously, what's up with that?

or call in its evil minion spiders and drag me to the queens lair (whos 50ft big btw) and torture me...or sacrifice me to their spider god Therapy may be required :/

Spider revenge is serious business. This is so true! I feel like this every time!

Just saying :)

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Happens every friggin time I swear! Lol

- "I Can Relate: Going Shopping w/Money & Nothing to Find; Going Shopping w/out Money & Wanting Everything in Sight"

never done this...... ok yeah I have... A LOT

Pet Peeve I think my son and my husband both do this. As a matter of fact I know they do. Ive been in the car with Patrick where he will tell people he is further along in the drive than we really are.

Really not expected, I actually thought grown ups were grown up...hehehehe.

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friggin' A people, this is so true. get it right!!

Basic grammar: it makes you more attractive! The English language was created so that we could understand each other, NOT so that we could mangle it with chat speak and bad grammar.hahaha Heather I thought of you!

This needs to say, "no granny! It's g6!" in the cutest little niece voice ever!!!!!!!!!! @Pat Doolin

My dad still sings "like a cheese stick". First time i heard him sing it on a vacation i was dying laughing!

shit that blows just makes me LOL saying it :)

shit- that blows; when your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there. all fat.

Thankfully I can't figure out how to add the pin it button onto my work computer or I'd be doing a whole lot of other things during the day!!

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I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

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100 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes of All Time! (21)

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