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Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

Gtfo

fit quote: dear extra fat in my body, you have 2 options. make your way to my boobs, or gtfo.

Me

my daughter sent me this.The perfect answer to: "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?" (I hated it when my mom asked me that!

Ninja. Haha

So true.if only I could get out of bed when I wake up on time

haha

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket.

I seriously need this sign to hang by my front door. Seriously. - $16.99 on etsy.com

No Soliciting sign. Soooo need to make this. Our sign that says "no soliciting" clearly isn't enough because people knock on the door daily.

She’s been through a lot of heart aches, down falls, and people said bad things about her; and no matter how painful they may, she manages to handle it just fine. Description from carissajoygarcia.wordpress.com. I searched for this on bing.com/images

in 3 different ways and all were slow and painful. I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you 3 times - handling rude customers at work.

This happens to me way too much.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Ha ha! Love it!

I want a closed casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play " Pop goes the weasel " over and over until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with silent horrified anticipation.

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