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Funny Reminders Ecard: Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. (Or in my case, who needs work as an excuse)

Someone said to me, 'You're hard on your kids.' Yeah, that's why they aren't little assholes.

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