Dear God, Please let me win tonight's Mega Millions lotto so I can prove that money can buy happiness.
So, stop it!
I am very easily mistaken for that person
I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk.
Ponder on This
I'm sorry this is mean but it made me laugh!!
Maybe I should try this, then I won't be running around the whole place like 5 times lol
I'm usually the worst one of the group though!
I have delusions about winning the Mega Millions and telling all the sucky people in my life to piss off.