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This is so me! I USUALLY always say what I mean, but I don't always intend for it to come out of my brain. Stupid mouth usually goes too far.

bahahahahaha.......

Exes be like "remember when we used to. I remember when you fucked up though. Remember that? Literally my ex be bringing up old shit like a plunger.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Gods honest truth!

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Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy. I use bat-ass crazy, no matter how you say it, it describes, too many people in my life!

i HATE voicemail

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

There are a few people that I want to say this to.

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Not everyone not always

“You need to put yourself out there!” 19 Things Single Thirtysomethings Are Tired Of Hearing

Sleep calculations

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

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You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

Soml

bread won´t make you fat. There are a lot of nice "boys". You don´t need more hours (even it would be nice) but prioritze to what you spent your time.

Please!

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Now write 300 times "I will keep my opinions to myself unless someone asks for them.

Hahahaha.

It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person. A great way to deal with difficult people is not to deal with difficult people.

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

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