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Funny Friendship Ecard: Women know, they just know; even if they didn't they'd still know. Men probably won't get this, but women will, because they know.

Rottenecards - Pretending I'm a pleasant person all day is exhausting, especially around the people sucking the life from me.

hate this so much. I spend the whole day at work smiling at people but the moment im out that door i frown at every person i see!

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. Totally me!

Funny Confession Ecard: FYI: That picture you just took of yourself and uploaded to Facebook looks just like the one you took yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that.

Seriously we get it. You are conceited! Stop posting so many pictures!

Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I've always thought that to be the true meaning of the song. Sure he's saying he won't cheat, but he also won't do that.

Because it makes me happy when I hear other people say bad words too :)

I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady

Yes! Ew! Two things that suck BADLY! The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

Funny Confession Ecard: The early bird can have the stupid worm because mornings and worms suck.

The quickest way to get your husband to fix something, is to get out his tools and start the project yourself.

The quickest way to get your husband to fix something, is to get out his tools and start the project yourself. Works on Dads too. Works like a charm, i do it every day!

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