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Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

But did you die? Nobody likes my driving but they all want rides.

humor & funny people who make you laugh when you don't even want to smile.LOLLL :D When people talk about my driving But did you die Mr Chow meme

You're riding a horse full speed.. there's a giraffe beside you.. and you're being chased by a lion .. what do you do .. get your drunk ass off the carousel.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: You're riding a horse full speed. there's a giraffe beside you. and you're being chased by a lion . get your drunk ass off the carousel.

Makes sense

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Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

I keep meaning to get back to the place I donate money to every month, but that ice cream sure sounds good...

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

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