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hahaha should be the response to anyone who complains about women drivers aka every guy i've ever met

muhahahahahahaha i'm a hairdresser, I know what 8 inches is, boys lie.

Not pole dancing, but regular dancing. This totally happened last weekend lol.

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

Why? Because fuck you that's why.

Funny pictures about When women ask you for your opinion. Oh, and cool pics about When women ask you for your opinion. Also, When women ask you for your opinion.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.

I'm the funniest person I know! =P

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i am so hilarious that i do not try to not laugh at my own jokes.

LMFAO!! These just get better and better or is it worse and worse. Either way, they make me laugh.

Free, Flirting Ecard: I do not have collision insurance on my vagina, but I'd let you wreck it anyways.

SEX ED.. THIS JUST MIGHT WORK

Sexual education classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for five hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat!

Here is a funny for short ppl

Short People: God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others! Finally I get why I am short

Knives. It's a mystery - vintage retro funny quote

Knives are cooler than guns because if I pull a knife, you don't know what I'm gonna do. Stab you, open a letter or maybe just frost a cake? It's a mystery.

Let's stay up unreasonably late...

My life is just a bunch of "it seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together. Almost too true to be funny :)

Ex-girlfriend

Good luck finding anybody who treated you as good as I did AND looks *this* good. Good luck finding anybody who treated you as good as I did AND looks *this* good. Good luck finding anybody who treated you as good as I did AND looks *this* good.

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