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Baaahahaha soo wrong but good thinking.

Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.

Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now...say I'm pretty.

lol Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive.

I am not anxious. I am just extremely well educated about all the things that can go catastrophically wrong. Nurse humor. Nursing funny. Registered nurses. RN.

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I am not anxious. I am just extremely well educated about all the things that can go catastrophically wrong. Sad but true, though I choose not to dwell on these things, it is secret knowledge in the back of my mind, so really, not anxious at all.

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Funny Confession Ecard: If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

hahahaha and all my friends are skinny

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there.-- lmao made me lol

Rottenecards - I hate the phrase kids will be kids...I think it should  be replaced with  bad parenting  results in assholes.

I hate the phrase "Kids will be kids". It should be replaced with "bad patenting results in assholes"

hilarious because it's true

Humor ecard: Men say they don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. Well, I don't trust anything with 2 heads and only one brain.

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? That's about what it would take for me to attend a princess party.

@Scary Mommy -- You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back at least once.

Omg I thought I was the only one You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back funny ecard offensive inappropriate

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