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May the (fitness) odds be ever in your favor.

The Odds Will Forever Be In Your Favor If You Survive This Workout

I should start working out b/c I'd have been the first to die in the Hunger Games. No chance I'm eating any sort of crap I find in nature :)

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

I say this all the time. No one wants to talk until that favorite part of a song is on

Replace vodka with tequila.and this is probably why the last 6 months have been very difficult haha Love ya Mom ;

yep @Abbey Burkett @Bec Robinson @Trish Robinson @Catherine Whetstone @Chelsea Fogle @Whitney Davis @Caroline Farmer

As my friend, you know I'm a judgmental bitch- you should feel lucky you made the cut.