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$1,000 Beer Pong Table. Features include, and I quote, "exterior surfaces made of Poplar wood and a body totally smooth with no visible screws or nails—giving enthusiasts a distinguished edge from their college-aged brethren." It goes on... "Players will appreciate the red plexi glass triangles equipped to light up without emitting any heat (because who likes warm beer). You might have said goodbye to your twenties, but this game—at least when played on this table—is ageless." This, my friends, you can't make the fuck up.