LMAO!! I literally do all of the above.....except I do know a few numbers by heart :)

LMAO!! I literally do all of the above.....except I do know a few numbers by heart :)

First Time Mom & Dad: The Best of Some (ee) Parenting Cards (Wordless Wednesday FTM Style)

First Time Mom & Dad: The Best of Some (ee) Parenting Cards (Wordless Wednesday FTM Style)

"No woman has ever killed a man while he was washing dishes.”  ~ Acheron

"No woman has ever killed a man while he was washing dishes.” ~ Acheron

I've had salmonella... hospitalized for a week. I thought I was going to die, literally. I still eat the batter.

I've had salmonella... hospitalized for a week. I thought I was going to die, literally. I still eat the batter.

Some days, understaffed, ,overworked, and what the heck is a break~only stress reliever swearing like a sailor in my mind!

Some days, understaffed, ,overworked, and what the heck is a break~only stress reliever swearing like a sailor in my mind!

I am fluent in three languages... English, Sarcasm, and Profanity...and will call you sweetheart and say "bless your heart" in the same breath

I am fluent in three languages... English, Sarcasm, and Profanity...and will call you sweetheart and say "bless your heart" in the same breath

and theres a chance i did go out publicly unacceptable- in which case-i don't even have to change!!

and theres a chance i did go out publicly unacceptable- in which case-i don't even have to change!!

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