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I don't even find this one funny because it's so painfully true. I actually had a friends mom In (elementary) school who stopped letting her daughter hang out with me because I was to "Boy crazy". Uhh, no. I was less so than the daughter. I just had unnaturally big boobs for 11 years old (it felt unnatural at least). She acted as if I asked for puberty to strike so soon for attention.
It is something you don't think of, unless you have them.... so... been there, done that.
Once o got pulled over with my seatbelt under my armpit. The officer says "Mamm, do u always wear your seatbelt that way? And may I ask why?" I looked him dead honest in the eye and grabbed my boobs "Have ya seen the things? Their freakin' huge!" I said with a shake. He laughed... No ticket.