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If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control.

If we're all being honest here, your child makes me want to OD on birth control. Many days my own kids make me want to OD on birth control.

You misunderstand and get offended... then you expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in and missed GROW UP class.   #Deborah Tindle  #Deborah Lee Tindle

You misunderstand, get offended, & then expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in & missed GROW UP class. grow up class!

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Seriously - because they DO have man periods. they call them 'comma'

Haha - "Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver." #funny #alcohol #someecards

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

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Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? That's about what it would take for me to attend a princess party.

I would actually look forward to Mondays

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

shades of grey babies humor

Funny 50 Shades Of Grey captions! If you like the captions of this post – Funny 50 Shades Of Grey captions, and other photos & images on this website,.

@Marcie Brewster...we must remember this tactic. Much easier than the dumpster idea! HAHAHA

ironic that i'm watching hoarders right now, and there was a fire in the house. unfortunately the house didn't burn down.

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