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my biggest pet peeve is the misspellings of "your and you're", "to, too and two" and "there, they're and their"

my biggest pet peeve is the misspellings of "your and you're", "to, too and two" and "there, they're and their"

Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one? It's like...HELLO...you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

Don't you hate when you're going down the steps, and you forget about the last one? It's like...HELLO...you just had a 7 inch heart attack.

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head!  ROTFL!

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head! ROTFL!

Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I think I know my husband's and that's about it. Maybe my aunt's house phone (hope she never goes completely mobile!) lol

I think I know my husband's and that's about it. Maybe my aunt's house phone (hope she never goes completely mobile!) lol

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'.

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like 'nah girl, you're good'.

Every time - this happens to me with alcohol too. "I'm never gonna drink that much again. Oh look, wine!" #gigglesnort

Every time - this happens to me with alcohol too. "I'm never gonna drink that much again. Oh look, wine!" #gigglesnort

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.'

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' 'No, I want to workout.' 'Wait, is that a mason jar?' 'Oh f*ck it, now I want cake.'

When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.