Love this! Characters are great!
Trainspotting (1996) - A wild, freeform, Rabelaisian trip through the darkest recesses of Edinburgh low-life, focusing on Mark Renton and his attempt to give up his heroin habit, and how the latter affects his relationship with family and friends: Sean Connery wannabe Sick Boy, dimbulb Spud, psycho Begbie, 14-year-old girlfriend Diane, and clean-cut athlete Tommy, who's never touched drugs but can't help being curious about them...
Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color? That's another thing... Buddy you should know that your father... he's on the naughty list. What's a Christmas Gram? I want one! You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa. Is there sugar in syrup? He's an *angry* elf! He must be a South Pole elf. I'll call you back in 5 minutes. Son of a nutcracker!