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laughter is the best medicine You don't have bigger balls than me...mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chaffing.

My only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me.

Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe

Things I hate about work: 1. Waking up 2. Humans 3. Working. Ive been looking for the perfect explanation all my working days!

I'm dizzy from riding your bipolar coaster

Congratulations on being one of the "cool" kids in high school. Too bad about the rest of your life through.