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sparkles actually. if you ask anyone... they will tell you that is my answer to "what is your favorite color?"

Nothing makes you feel more like an idiot than talking to a curious 7 year-old.

Haha!! So true...I can not come to the phone right now because you are the one that is calling me. #funny #phone #someecards

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25 Funny and Sarcastic Pregnancy ECards

Pretending to be a functioning adult is so exhausting. And impossible at times.

hahahah... I hate it when guys say 'You're so beautiful! How are you single?' ...because I'm fucking crazy, okay?! I'm a fucking lunatic.