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'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

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I'm Trying To Be Awesome Today Poster

Ships Free! In Stock. Ships in 1-2 days. - Poster Size: 12" x 18" - Printed on heavyweight (216 gsm) poster paper - Printed in the USA - Suitable for framing