If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. This way, my friends will know I'm missing.

Someone please invent a dry-her!

What's in the bottle?

So True!

true that lol

Hahahah yes!!!

Funny New Year's Ecard: My New Year's resolution is to stop kidding myself about lifestyle changes. Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway...

Exercise board = shopping cart

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THISSS.

So so so true

True story

true story

hahahaha this is too funny!

Sounds about right...

No no no...Im quite possesive of that title :P YOU are MY bestie and I have the tattoo to prove it. End. of. Story. hee!!!!!!!

lmao so true

ecards