If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. This way, my friends will know I'm missing.

So true!


Thanks for being my go-to friend to discuss the annoying-as-fuck tendencies of practically everyone.

Gave me the laugh I needed...

So very true


Religion is like a penis#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#

it's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "i'm sexy"...in braille

I should get one of those.

Yep so true


those bitches

But really...

so true!

This shouldn't be funny, but it is.

I think we'll be friends forever because we're too lazy to find new friends.

Gah!! i love them!!