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Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!

#Procrastination

From a procrastination standpoint, today has been wildly successful. Gee, I never realized how many wildly successful days I have!

that would be awesome.

I wish there was a rollover plan for childhood naps I refused. This is funny but doesn't apply to me, I've never refused a nap, ask my mom!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

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A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

I Pretend To Like People Everyday. It's Called Being An Adult And THAT Is Why We Are Allowed To Buy Alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok. Byeeee.

Hi honey, I'm just calling to let you know I did nothing today. Nope, not even dinner. Ok, Byeeee.

Funny stuff

I can't remember what not tired feels like. Sometimes the extreme exhaustion of my RA, and fibromyalgia is much harder to deal with than the pain,SO TRUE FOR ME.

Hahaha...how the generations have changed!

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

I'm not OCD, but you can count on me to turn your toilet paper in the correct position...

I'm not OCD but you can count on me to turn your toilet paper in the correct position. LOL) SO TRUE!

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