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And even then it really isn't lost! Mom-"oh look what I found! Two Christmas presents from last year and a birthday gift from three years ago! Happy merry birthday Christmas!" Mom is so good at hiding presents, even she can't remember where she put them!

may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half and, that one day she will call me a bitch in front of holister ...hahahah im dying this is too good

A Mother's Prayer by Tina Fey

may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half and, that one day she will call me a bitch in front of holister ...hahahah im dying this is too good

Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.

Your children while they clean their room: 1%cleaning 30%complaining 69%playing with stuff they just found.

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