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Insurance Companies MOA and then that department might transfer you and then you might get disconnected so let me give you another number to call if that happens. Prior Authorization Run Around

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

hahaha...this pick up line would freakin work on me cause I'd laugh so hard

Funny Flirting Ecard: On a scale from one to America, how free are you tonight?

Take that, you bastards

Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

Funny Confession Ecard: If I was a teacher, I would give a scantron test with all the answers being A... just to freak kids out...Hey wait! I am a teacher :)

I had a teacher do this once. Two kids had nervous breakdowns and someone cried. The teacher thought it was hilarious. He was awesome.

......How people probably see me

What's With The Wannabe Brides On Pinterest?

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves.

Everyone's having babies and getting engaged and I'm just here studying for college

Not that being married or having Children is a bad thing it is pretty awesome as well but just for those moments when I get that look ohhh your single . Hahah working and going to college is awesome too :)

something to think about

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

'I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.'

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

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