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By The Power Vested In Me.I now pronounce you Deleted and Blocked. You May Now Kiss My Ass.

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It isn't that I'm not a people person. I'm just not a stupid people person. A great way to deal with difficult people is not to deal with difficult people.

I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, an others I'd love to punch in the face!

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It is called "Dysfunctional Valentine Hearts." Please stay away dysfunctional Valentine Hearts from me. I only want healthy, fun, adventure, sweet and romantic Valentine Hearts.

More like 0.5 seconds

True that! Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds.

truths for mature humans (although I don't necessarily agree with #30)...

Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.

<----- meanest mom award

I'll have to remember this one in the future when my kids inevitably tell me I'm the meanest mom in the world.

The Pity Train! lol! "Suck it up cupcake!" :)

The Pity Train! "Suck it up cupcake!" --- SO MANY people need to read and heed this!

#signs, #quotes

Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that motherfucker.

I'm so gonna use this next time some asks me "what are you doing?" :)

It is helping kill time while I cramp and cramp and cramp!

the only wayis sarcasm Mean girls are brutal! Seems legit that Thor would be one of them!! LOL

I Want You To Know That Someone Out There Cares. I care more about you than anyone else. You are my world and my everything, you are apart of me and I will never be the one that makes you sad.

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