Dad jokes tend to have one thing in common: they all involve the Dad slowly laughing to himself afterwards. There's no such thing as a perfect Dad joke - but there are less than perfect ones. By their very nature these thirteen jokes are all near misses.
The sun is the reason for day and night, you idiots! There is no night on the sun! Also you can't physically walk on the sun it's a gas! The moon and mars are sold ground. This makes me really irritated!