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I keep telling myself that all my scratched, dented, chipped and generally distressed furniture/walls/household decor from my kids isn't ruined, it's shabby chic.

I keep telling myself that all my scratched, dented, chipped and generally distressed furniture/walls/household decor from my kids isn't ruined, it's shabby chic.

@ Shannon

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Nothing is better than having a great friend like you at work to vent and bitch with, to make our day go by a little faster.

Watch your fucking language.

So amazingly accurate. Although my silver tongued offspring don't say crap.

When I was a kid I wanted to be older... This shit was not what I expected.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: When I was a kid I wanted to be older. This shit was not what I expected.

That's taking the highway! Then you won't need a blue box time machine(Myin's talk)

fucking old people drivers, one almost killed us the other day, went straight through a stop sign, no attempt at stopping. If they can't read the signs, they shouldn't be allowed to drive.

New Years

Funny New Year's Ecard: my new years resolution should have been to stop kidding myself that i'll make a lifestyle change this year. no one likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway.

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The first rule of Crossfit is... You ALWAYS fucking talk about Crossfit

The first rule of Crossfit is. You ALWAYS fucking talk about Crossfit

Absolutely--and how about enjoying it as you go? Relaxing into that time will reduce your stress and let you enjoy the moment. You'll be late whether you stress about it, or not!

Does running late count as exercise, oh how I wish, the story of my life.

I would literally dislocate both of my shoulders in attempt to get all of the groceries in the  house in one trip: Funny Friday Pictures

Anything to not make a 2nd Trip- Friday Funny Pictures

Be real: your weight problems can escalate over time. Five years from now you may regret not starting today.

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