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Just let me tell you what you should say in response

You are not responding in the wat I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it. Your eCards

Lol this is sooo me

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

Running for my Life

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

The best thing about being in my 30's is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: The best thing about being in my is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

I totally cannot stand snoring! Once threw a pillow at my parents because they were snoring!

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

Flowers say 'I'm sorry.' Louis Vuitton says 'I've learned my lesson.'

Flowers say "I'm sorry." Louis Vuitton says "I've learned my lesson." hahaha so true! I prefer Tiffanys or Coach though :)

Sorry I'm so honest

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

Yes!  Hubby best remember this...  and my use to be best friend carolyn!

Oh, I don't believe in holding grudges. I do, however, remember facts forever.learning to let go but this is too funny & indicative of the past

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