This sounds like something that happened to me at Burger King when I was working. A girl in drive-thru sneezed and I said "Bless You," and she said, "You can't bless me! You ain't MY God!" bahaha. People.

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head!  ROTFL!

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head! ROTFL!

I'd shave my legs for you. It might not seem like much, but believe me it's a lot.

I'd shave my legs for you. It might not seem like much, but believe me it's a lot.

Glad I'm not the only one! I really don't mean to forget it right away :/

Glad I'm not the only one! I really don't mean to forget it right away :/

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more prosecco. Cheers! #WineWednesday

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more prosecco. Cheers! #WineWednesday

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I wish Kristen Stewart was in this movie... ...said no one ever.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I wish Kristen Stewart was in this movie... ...said no one ever.

This is mean but I think everyone has at least one person in their life that if they caught fire it would take a minute or so to choose between a bucket of water or the bag of marshmallows. Or in my case choosing between water and a can of gasoline :)

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