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Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Turns out all my Pinterest clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie.

Turn out all my clothes only look good on those skinny hookers in the pictures. Let's go get a cookie. Haugen Haugen Barb L Milsaps Soares

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!

Anyone up for the challenge? Lol ; ))

Okay, maybe a personal trainer, too, to slap me off my ass to work on my ass!

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Wanted: Grape Stompers, must have good balance and large feet. Skinny fold need not apply -What! Too Funny

Diet: Breakfast 250 calories Lunch 375 calories Snack 125 calories Dinner 70,450 calories.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Diet: Breakfast 250 calories Lunch 375 calories Snack 125 calories Dinner calories

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