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This is so true, in regards to quite a lot of things I either find inconsequential or just not my business.

come on, there's nothing like a classic 'that's what she said' joke to trigger that, ahem, sexy imagination #happy #dirtymind #sexyimagination #jokes #laughs

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It happens for a reason…

Pretty much everything, ever.

Yes, please... please feel free to shut the fuck up - at least once in a while... ;)

Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting. True story! Lol

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I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka funny quote truth funny quote honest willy wonka upfront

Some people feel they are so important that everything revolves around them.....Well I'm here to tell y'all...If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you...I may start thinking about you!!!!!!!

When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut. So true!

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It’s not that, it’s just…

Pretty much.