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This is my life. I keep it to myself 99% of the time nowadays. Some days I think I might explode with annoyance, but I don't. I take a deep breath and say a little silent prayer for strength. Truthfully though, I do share it all with my husband, but that's different. He knows what I'm going through. ~bzb


It’s not that I’m shy…

I'd say I agree

Sometimes my brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found again.

sorry your penis crawled back inside and you produced a vagina...perhaps manning the fuck up would help.

Funny Confession Ecard: I ALWAYS mean what I say... I just don't always mean to say it out loud.

"how hard are girls to understand? we like Starbucks, compliments, cuddling, naps, Disney movies, yoga pants and shopping" haha perfectly said! #funny #ecard