A stocking stuffer for that one-of-a-kind person that loves bacon and narwhals.

why he must be a gentalmen and a scorlar and a unicorn... mind explosion!!!

Believe in Narwhals Throw Pillows. words cannot describe my love for this cushion

devil and angel cute chibi kawaii pinback button by beanforest, $3.00

HA! I should wear this all the time, just to give people a heads-up. It even sounds like me! Double apology... So funny!!!

grace and poise of crackhead rhino funny weird by beanforest, $1.50

Pinback Button Turtle Black White Corny Joke Badge by ButtonMunch on Etsy

Dumb Ways to Die

bacon

Bacon band aids? $8. Um, hello. These are amazing.

Mens Bacon geekery clothing hoodie geek fleece sweater funny bacon lover man youth teen pig meat foodie kitchen geek humor guys husband gift

think about this-its funny

Shakespearian insults are the best kind

Darth Vader fighting Unicorn

Because we all have a dream career.

Narwhals.

I'm an unicorn<<<< omg i can see harry doing this with a carrot or a straw... anyone else see it?

#Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either #Button $1.50 www.theangryrobot.etsy.com

Definitely just said it in Mr. Narwhal's voice...THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE MOMENTS OF ALL TIME! Narwhals...ROCK! @Annie Wallikas, this one's for you!

Mustache Salt & Pepper Shakers

Narwhal disguises. I love narwhals...