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Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Optimist: the glass is half full Me: There is room to add vodka ! Totally me.

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This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

Mason jars, honeyfund jars, and thumbprint guestbooks need to die a slow, painful death

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack.

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?

Hahahaha. I don't know why. But I laughed so hard at this!

I can't believe that cop put me in the backseat when I clearly called shotgun. I think this is funny I think it says something about my sense of humor.

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

Bottoms up!

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

"There's a chance this is vodka" water bottle

Hahahahah this is the most awesome water bottle I've ever seen! I want to go to the gym with it!

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