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It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time.

I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time.

(not really) sorry when you were offended the one time you were treated the way you treat others

i don't really know what's going on with you right now, but i'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase.

Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. Yep Steve is an asshole cheats on his live in girlfriend and talks bad about his ex wife.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

Thats right!! Roflmbo!

I've known a few people in my time, shoot. I am a few people in my time lol

a to the men!.... Please don't judge me

Funny Confession Ecard: i believe in empathy. i am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they are wearing crocs. then they can go fuck themselves.

Yep, that's me. I can't help it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

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