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Yup, pretty much sums up my "adulthood".

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Free, College Ecard: I found in my jeans. The kid in me said "Buy Nerf Guns and candy," but the adult in me said "Buy Vodka, Nerf Guns and Candy.

When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die.

when work feels overwhelming. When work feels overwhelming, remember that lift. missed all my lectures today when work feels overwhelming When remember that lift lim! missed all my lectures today

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now...

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now. Well if it works for a time lord.

I read this in my head in hillbilly voice.

Funny Confession Ecard: If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a piss-ant's go-cart two laps around a Cheerio.

Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

I don't even know wtf you are trying to make sense of. How much clearer did u need it to be for u? YOU WERE NEVER GOING TO HAVE A CHANCE. IT WAS FREAKING BUSINESS. PERIOD. You getting all moppy and down about it only shows the pure patheticness you carry. He's fucking married. You weren't  trying to be his friend bitch who u trying to lie to, Me or yourself? 5 years later your dumb ass still has hope for some delusion you play in your head. It will NEVER be reality.

They seem to be making their daily personal challenge. It's really unbelievable how stupid people can be.

Sometimes it scares me how in sync our weirdness is... | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Sometimes it scares me how in sync our weirdness is. My friends and are are usually in sync with our weirdness

Absolutely!

I'm not "trophy wife" material. I'm more of "participation ribbon" kind of gal.

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

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